I saw this girl at the gym, next to me on a treadmill, and thought it was a girl I knew from college, let's call her Sarah Marisa. I waved and she smiled and said, "Hi, I've seen you here before," and in my head I was thinking: Oh crap, that's not her, it's a complete stranger who apparently looks at me a lot at the gym. I awkwardly replied, "Yeah...hehehe...good times?...The gym! Nice seeing you?" I was on the mechanical jogging simulator for another 20 minutes, turning my head in every direct that wasn't towards hers, like a chicken.
Turtle Much?
